your roommate has a massive crush on her English professor -who’s like 40 years older than her. Every time she gets an email from him, she analyzes every single syllable. It is such an intellectual crush -so adorable.
If I ever have a daughter, I want her to be just like Wednesday Addams
if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved.
The real question is who in that room would still catch you.
woah. this was already intense, but that last comment hit hard.